Summer Holidays

Evil Joe is off to invade France. Supplies lined up include; two creates of condoms, eight bottles of unspecified booze and one large white flag (in the unlikely event that the locals can not locate their own). In other news Evil Joe, Mira and Tristan managed to survive graduation without falling over. Anita was slightly less fortunate at hers with a disaster in the weather department, more rain drops fell then girls in my bed so something of a flood. Tristan can now recite the vice-chancellors speech off by heart having attended three graduation ceremonies in just four days! Still could be worse, the man shaking hands is due for hand surgery in the morning.

Enjoy the summer of sleaze,

ST

Back in the old hunting grounds

Hello all.

Graduation - an unusual event. In answer to your obvious questions: yes, the gown does work as a trench coat for concealing nudity until the opportune moment and no, none of the academics are hot. Sleazy Tiger saw Evil Joe collect his award, a nonchalant bow and rapid ‘head down, oh what the hell am I doing’ march of stage. Fortunately no stumbles. Sleazy Tiger is hearing news of a ‘friendly gathering’ involving Adam, Mira and Evil Joe. Come on guys, there are better ways to spice things up, no need to stoop so low as to include Joe in any depraved activities. In other news (as Jim as refused to update me on his life I will tell you a rumour I heard about a guy who may or may not have been Jim from a friend of a friend of a friend) which goes something like this. Young Croatian tennis star and Jim seen doing metal karaoke. Later Jim had an attack of the ‘Melty Man’ (Adam – yes from Coupling. Others – watch Coupling!!!)

Peace out,

ST

My sexy lady sense is tingling…

I have it on good authority that Mira will be arriving in the UK in day now…

And speaking of Mira, I would like to inform you all that her sleazy sexploits can be followed on Twitter (twitter.com/mirlina). As can her ‘partner in crime’ Adam (twitter.com/knad05). Furthermore everybody’s favourite tiger can also be followed (twitter.com/sleazytiger). Please feel free to peruse the day to day activities of us all.

Now if you will excuse me I have a date with Easy Tiger.

ST

P.s. Many thanks to Evil Joe for his informative and amusing article on ‘that guy what I should have revised about’. Available to all on my blog.

Robert S. McNamara Dies, History Students finally realise who he is.

Monday 6th July 2009, Robert S. McNamara died at the age of 93. McNamara had been the Secretary of Defence in the Kennedy and Johnson administrations from 1961 to 1968 and President of the World Bank until
1981. This was news to a great many History students, who could really have done with such information several years earlier and in a one hour essay format.

McNamara, often known as the 'IBM Machine with Legs' for his ability whilst walking to bring up porn of Marilyn Monroe to satisfy Kennedy's appetites, was apparently a key figure in the escalation and
eventual direct American involvement in the Vietnam War. McNamara's role in these proceedings was a mystery to a great many Historians who did not have a fucking clue who this guy was.

One esteemed Alumni of the University of Nottingham was woken from an alcoholic stupor to pass comment: "Who?" When given slightly more information the student replied "Well he probably wasn't as important as Johnson anyway. Fancy a pint?"

McNamara's passing represents a sad time for all devotees of the Vietnam Conflict, of whom few ofthe important figures (Dr Manhattan, the Comedian, Richard Nixon's Nose) still remain alive or accounted for. McNamara will be fondly not-remembered by students or, if they do, it will be for his wonderfully odd middle name of 'Strange.'

Written by our Reporter for Sleazy World Events

(Many thanks to Evil Joe)

ST: Standing By For Your Gossip

Hello all.



Just a very quick update. Tristan has a job interview coming up so he asks if you could all pray extra hard that would be great. In other news… there is no other news because you are all so rubbish at sending in the sleazy details of your lives! Please email Sleazy Tiger with any and all gossip about yourself and others! Any updates on Jim and park/library/bus stop/street corner/quirky haried girl for instance? Do not force me to start making stuff up!!! You have been warned! Enjoy your summer holidays people.



All the best,



Sleazy Tiger



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July - Set To Be A Good Month

Heatwave = Minimal clothing = One Happy Tiger

News Just In!!!

Multi car pile up in Leicester – Evil Joe takes to the roads.

Keeping it sleazy,

Sleazy Tiger

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