For Pete

This addition is dedicated to our beloved sleaze maestro Pete!

Sleazy Tiger has not finished with the Cheerleading Tryouts and is off to rig cameras in the 2012 Olympic changing rooms. Although we do have word of a large amount of sleaze having been going on around the country over the summer.

First off word has gotten to our offices that a Crazy Devilstick Woman and a Spinning DJ have performed the squelchy together! Furthermore we do wonder what is happening in this house of sleaze after the beautiful love triangle (Has this developed more sides?) between someone tall with a stick, spidermanesque climber/photographer and a creature with breasts that manages money for jugglers.

We of course will not mention some interesting conversations over coke between the Tall one and the devilstick woman. Although we have heard about some problems the tall one has been having with his glowing balls....

How does the sweet and innocent church going unicyclist fit into the house of fun?

In other news, down South, our ex President has been having the time of his life in his (got with through a technicality) job with 4 lovely ladies and a freshers week fast approaching! ST recommends on top of the photocopier or behind the 'Moral Philosophy' section.

Back in our capital city T has had a meeting with a lovely lady at a recruitment agency, he is almost guaranteed an estate agency job in Belgravia provided he provides some services in return... This is very sleazy of him, as most interviewers do not give out personal contact details, be available at weekends or meet especially before the interview. Additionally he was asked to dance with this lady during the interview, is this a required skill for selling houses? We advise him to provide the required services at least until the job is secured.

In the mean time 'Tall Attached Bearded Bum' has been having an unusual interview experience of his very own. It seems that many people in advertising are of a certain persuasion... How to put this delicately... Well lets just say the interviewer had no intention of putting anything delicately when it came to 'TABB'. We suggest he sticks to purely IT based roles, avoiding such advertising sorts in the future.

Please do keep ST updated with further goings on, we are always very delicate with any information you provide.

Keep it sleazy
ST

Update on T

A quick update about what has been heard about a founders antics in Europe and back here in sunny England.

T was spotted a few weeks ago along with a barely legal girl on the beach in some European country watching crazy movies! I hope he did ask for ID, just to make sure, we know what those foreign police are like.

Since then he has been causing havoc in his home town with a variety of creatures, one may have been called Holly. It is sad to see our man going back to letters he has already visited when he is still missing some letters! Hopefully she has some crazy middle name, but if he is still on his game then he will not have gathered this information!

Sadly there have been no developments with Interview Girl, is T slacking, or just inundated with chloroform orders? We recommend stocking up for the Christmas season.

In other news Operation: Get Jim Laid is coming along slowly, any ladies wishing to put themselves forward please get in touch. Although a helmet with facial protection (visor) is advised.

We have heard word that the Hot Asian Chick has found some new ladies in some old building in London, Sleazy Tiger is on his way to investigate this, right after he is done holding his 'Cheerleading Tryouts' whatever that means...

Keep us updated, stay sleazy!

Update: Sleazy Tiger would like to recieve any information/pictures/contact details for a 'Good Joes Sister'

Sleazy Tiger gets a job

Good news sleaze fans after my dismissal from hardcorefunkyjungleaction.com (the less said about why the better) I have be fortunate enough to find employment once again! Now if only I could perfect my lines “would you like fries with that?” I can do but the one about supersizing remains a little confusing. Two of my fellow job seekers Adam and Tristan have decided to shun the real world and instead set up a juggle based business. If anyone would like to hire them for juggling workshops I understand their rates are cheap and their service has been described as “reasonable” and “acceptable” and “only just below par”.

Keep Sleazy Tiger updated on the goings on in your life, he is very interested…

A Message From Sleazy Tiger

So nine working days into September and to my knowledge no ex-jugglesoc members have been asked to leave there jobs. Evil Joe remains at large in Essex and this tiger speculates his facial hair will be growing with each passing day. And at the last check Pete was working hard “on site at work yesterday for 14 hours. Thankfully the last 4 were in the pub”(Not facebook stalking I promise…) Sleazy Tiger is impressed with the last 4 hours however questions Pete’s commitment to the cause of drinking by spending so much time actually working. Good Joe’s job situation remains more confused. On Monday he had “finished his first day in the office” yet today his sister asks “hows the job hunting going?” Also where did this sister come from? You were wise to hide her from me… In other news by now the ‘House of Juggling’ must be well established. Amy, Jim, Good Joe, Helen and Nainesh all under one roof! Why not just move jugglesoc to your house? Speaking of jugglesoc best of luck you guys with the recruiting. Sleazy Tiger recommends short skirts all round, those of you who do not own a short skirt I am sure Jim would be willing to lend you one from his collection. Which brings us nicely to London the capital of short skirts. London, the home of Mira (we have now moved on from short skirts, I am in no way implying that your skirts are to short) However it is worth mentioning that one of the people on Mira’s course is nicknamed slutty, other individuals are known as smelly, clingy and ‘the fat one’ . Mira is busy doing law things in addition to being super lovely taking in two worthless unemployed bums. Adam is closing in on that elusive dream job. He was offered a second interview by your friend and mine Habib at the internet cafe. Adam proceeded to ignore Habib largely due to the mention of pay at a rate of £4.50 per hour. This however sounds spectacular when compared to Tristan’s latest offer to become a graduate management trainee, sadly their idea of direct sales was being a door to door salesman selling loft insulation. On a slightly brighter note Adam and Tristan have been regulars in Regents Park where juggling has been the order of the day. Their passing routine is truly something to behold. Indeed some students from the University of Westminster were so impressed they made a video starring our own juggling duo and some sort of moose/reindeer. So Tristan has left London for the time being leaving Adam and Mira to enjoy some alone time. Hopefully Adam will be preparing for his assessment day on Tuesday where he will be dazzling his future employers with juggling awesomeness. Not to mention his interview on Wednesday, good luck to you! Finally note to add then, slightly sleazy although not really and I only say because otherwise Adam will be upset, Tristan met a lovely girl at an interview, let us call her ‘interview girl’. That is the end of the story, nothing exciting really, what an idiot, Sleazy Tiger would have made a good impression on that candidate if you know what I mean. Happy September people and good luck to you all, we need it.

September

Sleazy Tiger is currently taking bets on how long it will take for:
a. Joe to get fired.
b. Joe to grow the studenty facial hair.
c. Joe to offend a co-worker with a dungeon based joke.

In all seriousness best of luck to both Joe and Pete in the real world, we expect daily reports. I personally prefer to live in the fantasy I have created in my head where all of the ladies look like Scarlett Johansson. In other Joe related news he needs a reference from his previous landlord, any suggestions on what should/should not be mentioned are now being considered.

The last time Sleazy Tiger heard from Adam he was still in the process of finding himself/a job/the secret to five club juggling. In other news Tristan has returned from his summer travels and has predictably fallen back into the hell that is rapidly becoming his life. On a brighter note Tristan is likely to be in Nottingham on Thursday so if anyone is around for fun, friendship and maybe more give him a call.

Best wishes,

ST