For Pete

This addition is dedicated to our beloved sleaze maestro Pete!

Sleazy Tiger has not finished with the Cheerleading Tryouts and is off to rig cameras in the 2012 Olympic changing rooms. Although we do have word of a large amount of sleaze having been going on around the country over the summer.

First off word has gotten to our offices that a Crazy Devilstick Woman and a Spinning DJ have performed the squelchy together! Furthermore we do wonder what is happening in this house of sleaze after the beautiful love triangle (Has this developed more sides?) between someone tall with a stick, spidermanesque climber/photographer and a creature with breasts that manages money for jugglers.

We of course will not mention some interesting conversations over coke between the Tall one and the devilstick woman. Although we have heard about some problems the tall one has been having with his glowing balls....

How does the sweet and innocent church going unicyclist fit into the house of fun?

In other news, down South, our ex President has been having the time of his life in his (got with through a technicality) job with 4 lovely ladies and a freshers week fast approaching! ST recommends on top of the photocopier or behind the 'Moral Philosophy' section.

Back in our capital city T has had a meeting with a lovely lady at a recruitment agency, he is almost guaranteed an estate agency job in Belgravia provided he provides some services in return... This is very sleazy of him, as most interviewers do not give out personal contact details, be available at weekends or meet especially before the interview. Additionally he was asked to dance with this lady during the interview, is this a required skill for selling houses? We advise him to provide the required services at least until the job is secured.

In the mean time 'Tall Attached Bearded Bum' has been having an unusual interview experience of his very own. It seems that many people in advertising are of a certain persuasion... How to put this delicately... Well lets just say the interviewer had no intention of putting anything delicately when it came to 'TABB'. We suggest he sticks to purely IT based roles, avoiding such advertising sorts in the future.

Please do keep ST updated with further goings on, we are always very delicate with any information you provide.

Keep it sleazy
ST