Case Study One:
Evil Joe - game of choice - GTA.
In real life Joe has allegedly emulated his in game hero going on a mass killing spree by means of hit and run. This onlooker is unsure if this is the result of his passion for violent computer games or just his lack of driving skill.
Stand by for updates on this disturbing case.
ST
Monday 27 July 2009
Friday 24 July 2009
Troubled Times Financially?
Being a Sleazy Tiger I find much of my hard earned cash goes on condoms. These are expensive and at the rate I use them are plunging me into debt. Therefore, from this day forward, I Sleazy Tiger, promise never to but condoms again. Instead I am recommending treatment rather than prevention – the STI clinic is free and you always meet such nice people there, after all you already know they are easy.
ST signing off. xxxx
ST signing off. xxxx
Sleazy Horoscopes
Aries – The clear view of Uranus could leave you in an awkward position. Try not to go outside too much and avoid contact with other living things.
Taurus – Your sign is going into eclipse behind the sun. Carry a spare juggling club at all times otherwise you could cease to exist.
Gemini – You will be called up to defend your planet against invading alien forces from your star. As a Gemini you must fight, it is probably all your fault anyway.
Virgo – The unexpected positioning of your sign against the horizon of Mars means a violent encounter is likely to occur. Beware of large wild animals.
Leo – Jupiter’s newly discovered moon means nothing to your sign. I just mentioned it to lengthen your reading as nothing will happen to you.
Cancer – Had a birthday recently? Turns out my birthday present to you may have had an STI. My advice is get tested due to Saturn’s elongating orbit.
Libra – Beware a suspicious Leo by the name of Quentin McNargle. Stay away from Barcelona.
Scorpio – As your sign enters the Gammal phase you should be on a heightened sense of alert. The opportunity for sleaze could be around any corner.
Sagittarius – Happiness lies in a three cheese pizza. Particularly attractive female Sagittarius’ should take their favourite sleazy astronomer out for a pizza, their treat.
Capricorn – You are in for some luck as Mercury counter balances the jambolio of its moons. Prepare yourself for a surprise dance contest.
Aquarius - Neptune and Pluto align. Typically such an event will cause unbalance in your sign. Perhaps sit down and do not attempt any high wire stunts.
Pisces – A Pisces with the name beginning with T and ending in ristan is the coolest person ever. Fact.
Taurus – Your sign is going into eclipse behind the sun. Carry a spare juggling club at all times otherwise you could cease to exist.
Gemini – You will be called up to defend your planet against invading alien forces from your star. As a Gemini you must fight, it is probably all your fault anyway.
Virgo – The unexpected positioning of your sign against the horizon of Mars means a violent encounter is likely to occur. Beware of large wild animals.
Leo – Jupiter’s newly discovered moon means nothing to your sign. I just mentioned it to lengthen your reading as nothing will happen to you.
Cancer – Had a birthday recently? Turns out my birthday present to you may have had an STI. My advice is get tested due to Saturn’s elongating orbit.
Libra – Beware a suspicious Leo by the name of Quentin McNargle. Stay away from Barcelona.
Scorpio – As your sign enters the Gammal phase you should be on a heightened sense of alert. The opportunity for sleaze could be around any corner.
Sagittarius – Happiness lies in a three cheese pizza. Particularly attractive female Sagittarius’ should take their favourite sleazy astronomer out for a pizza, their treat.
Capricorn – You are in for some luck as Mercury counter balances the jambolio of its moons. Prepare yourself for a surprise dance contest.
Aquarius - Neptune and Pluto align. Typically such an event will cause unbalance in your sign. Perhaps sit down and do not attempt any high wire stunts.
Pisces – A Pisces with the name beginning with T and ending in ristan is the coolest person ever. Fact.
Thursday 23 July 2009
Blast From the Past: A where are they now Pete special
Good day to one and all, me Sleazy Tiger checking in with the usual combination of fact and rumour about the members of the sleaziest juggling club around.
Pete will always be remembered fondly by the club. Ample entertainment could often be found in his Strongbow fuelled antics. However when he left we all breathed a sigh of relief as the rest of us now looked only mildly useless now we were not being compared to the God of Jugglesoc. Many sacrificed goats or infants to him in an attempt to convince Pete to impart just a fraction of his juggling knowledge to us. In particular Evil Joe benefited from Pete’s departure who was desperate to steal the crown of ‘that guy who attempts seven’. Even though Pete has left us for a better place (wait, is anywhere better than university?) he has not forgotten and those who attended ‘Not Another Juggling Convention’ last year will remember being graced by his presence.
So where is Pete now? For the past year that could have been anybody’s guess as he toured the world spreading sleaze across Australia and New Zealand. The less said about the incident in Thailand the better but Pete remains convinced that they were both female and of a legal age. One highlight of his trip was Las Vegas which Pete describes as ‘bizarre’. After getting a quicky divorce and fleeing the country Pete finds himself back in the UK, specifically Milton Keynes where he starts his shiny new job in August. He will be playing around with animal vaccines and similar such – you science people probably know better than me. Bachelor of Sleaze is an arts rather than science based course. Still Pete seems excited. In other Pete related news Mrs. Pete is also doing well, this may be of note of Ru who as I recall briefly desired Mrs. Pete for himself.
Also this week we say bon voyage to Evil Joe who is off across the channel for a week or so. Heres hoping your driving is going nicely, is the test booked? Also have you heard from either of your passing conquests from Sounds on the Downs or were they just one time flings?
By the way I proposed to yet another lady last night, that make 706 women willing to marry me, she seemed less impressed when I informed her I was just checking if she would and was not genuinely asking. Oh well, will not have to see her ever again anyway. In other news I am hard at work on that cure for STI’s that you requested Jim, you will be hitting that discount brothel down the street in no time. I am off now to impregnate my twin brothers (Easy Tiger) girlfriend, that will teach him for leaving the cap off the toothpaste again.
Best of luck to Pete and to the rest of the gang!
ST (BA. Hons.)
P.s. By the way I am off on holiday shortly for a month of so. Do not fear I leave you in the capable hands of my sleazy tiger cubs who will keep you updated on various jugglesocers movements and no doubt speculate on my whereabouts and activities.
Pete will always be remembered fondly by the club. Ample entertainment could often be found in his Strongbow fuelled antics. However when he left we all breathed a sigh of relief as the rest of us now looked only mildly useless now we were not being compared to the God of Jugglesoc. Many sacrificed goats or infants to him in an attempt to convince Pete to impart just a fraction of his juggling knowledge to us. In particular Evil Joe benefited from Pete’s departure who was desperate to steal the crown of ‘that guy who attempts seven’. Even though Pete has left us for a better place (wait, is anywhere better than university?) he has not forgotten and those who attended ‘Not Another Juggling Convention’ last year will remember being graced by his presence.
So where is Pete now? For the past year that could have been anybody’s guess as he toured the world spreading sleaze across Australia and New Zealand. The less said about the incident in Thailand the better but Pete remains convinced that they were both female and of a legal age. One highlight of his trip was Las Vegas which Pete describes as ‘bizarre’. After getting a quicky divorce and fleeing the country Pete finds himself back in the UK, specifically Milton Keynes where he starts his shiny new job in August. He will be playing around with animal vaccines and similar such – you science people probably know better than me. Bachelor of Sleaze is an arts rather than science based course. Still Pete seems excited. In other Pete related news Mrs. Pete is also doing well, this may be of note of Ru who as I recall briefly desired Mrs. Pete for himself.
Also this week we say bon voyage to Evil Joe who is off across the channel for a week or so. Heres hoping your driving is going nicely, is the test booked? Also have you heard from either of your passing conquests from Sounds on the Downs or were they just one time flings?
By the way I proposed to yet another lady last night, that make 706 women willing to marry me, she seemed less impressed when I informed her I was just checking if she would and was not genuinely asking. Oh well, will not have to see her ever again anyway. In other news I am hard at work on that cure for STI’s that you requested Jim, you will be hitting that discount brothel down the street in no time. I am off now to impregnate my twin brothers (Easy Tiger) girlfriend, that will teach him for leaving the cap off the toothpaste again.
Best of luck to Pete and to the rest of the gang!
ST (BA. Hons.)
P.s. By the way I am off on holiday shortly for a month of so. Do not fear I leave you in the capable hands of my sleazy tiger cubs who will keep you updated on various jugglesocers movements and no doubt speculate on my whereabouts and activities.
Friday 17 July 2009
Summer Holidays
Evil Joe is off to invade France. Supplies lined up include; two creates of condoms, eight bottles of unspecified booze and one large white flag (in the unlikely event that the locals can not locate their own). In other news Evil Joe, Mira and Tristan managed to survive graduation without falling over. Anita was slightly less fortunate at hers with a disaster in the weather department, more rain drops fell then girls in my bed so something of a flood. Tristan can now recite the vice-chancellors speech off by heart having attended three graduation ceremonies in just four days! Still could be worse, the man shaking hands is due for hand surgery in the morning.
Enjoy the summer of sleaze,
ST
Enjoy the summer of sleaze,
ST
Tuesday 14 July 2009
Back in the old hunting grounds
Hello all.
Graduation - an unusual event. In answer to your obvious questions: yes, the gown does work as a trench coat for concealing nudity until the opportune moment and no, none of the academics are hot. Sleazy Tiger saw Evil Joe collect his award, a nonchalant bow and rapid ‘head down, oh what the hell am I doing’ march of stage. Fortunately no stumbles. Sleazy Tiger is hearing news of a ‘friendly gathering’ involving Adam, Mira and Evil Joe. Come on guys, there are better ways to spice things up, no need to stoop so low as to include Joe in any depraved activities. In other news (as Jim as refused to update me on his life I will tell you a rumour I heard about a guy who may or may not have been Jim from a friend of a friend of a friend) which goes something like this. Young Croatian tennis star and Jim seen doing metal karaoke. Later Jim had an attack of the ‘Melty Man’ (Adam – yes from Coupling. Others – watch Coupling!!!)
Peace out,
ST
Graduation - an unusual event. In answer to your obvious questions: yes, the gown does work as a trench coat for concealing nudity until the opportune moment and no, none of the academics are hot. Sleazy Tiger saw Evil Joe collect his award, a nonchalant bow and rapid ‘head down, oh what the hell am I doing’ march of stage. Fortunately no stumbles. Sleazy Tiger is hearing news of a ‘friendly gathering’ involving Adam, Mira and Evil Joe. Come on guys, there are better ways to spice things up, no need to stoop so low as to include Joe in any depraved activities. In other news (as Jim as refused to update me on his life I will tell you a rumour I heard about a guy who may or may not have been Jim from a friend of a friend of a friend) which goes something like this. Young Croatian tennis star and Jim seen doing metal karaoke. Later Jim had an attack of the ‘Melty Man’ (Adam – yes from Coupling. Others – watch Coupling!!!)
Peace out,
ST
Saturday 11 July 2009
My sexy lady sense is tingling…
I have it on good authority that Mira will be arriving in the UK in day now…
And speaking of Mira, I would like to inform you all that her sleazy sexploits can be followed on Twitter (twitter.com/mirlina). As can her ‘partner in crime’ Adam (twitter.com/knad05). Furthermore everybody’s favourite tiger can also be followed (twitter.com/sleazytiger). Please feel free to peruse the day to day activities of us all.
Now if you will excuse me I have a date with Easy Tiger.
ST
P.s. Many thanks to Evil Joe for his informative and amusing article on ‘that guy what I should have revised about’. Available to all on my blog.
And speaking of Mira, I would like to inform you all that her sleazy sexploits can be followed on Twitter (twitter.com/mirlina). As can her ‘partner in crime’ Adam (twitter.com/knad05). Furthermore everybody’s favourite tiger can also be followed (twitter.com/sleazytiger). Please feel free to peruse the day to day activities of us all.
Now if you will excuse me I have a date with Easy Tiger.
ST
P.s. Many thanks to Evil Joe for his informative and amusing article on ‘that guy what I should have revised about’. Available to all on my blog.
Robert S. McNamara Dies, History Students finally realise who he is.
Monday 6th July 2009, Robert S. McNamara died at the age of 93. McNamara had been the Secretary of Defence in the Kennedy and Johnson administrations from 1961 to 1968 and President of the World Bank until
1981. This was news to a great many History students, who could really have done with such information several years earlier and in a one hour essay format.
McNamara, often known as the 'IBM Machine with Legs' for his ability whilst walking to bring up porn of Marilyn Monroe to satisfy Kennedy's appetites, was apparently a key figure in the escalation and
eventual direct American involvement in the Vietnam War. McNamara's role in these proceedings was a mystery to a great many Historians who did not have a fucking clue who this guy was.
One esteemed Alumni of the University of Nottingham was woken from an alcoholic stupor to pass comment: "Who?" When given slightly more information the student replied "Well he probably wasn't as important as Johnson anyway. Fancy a pint?"
McNamara's passing represents a sad time for all devotees of the Vietnam Conflict, of whom few ofthe important figures (Dr Manhattan, the Comedian, Richard Nixon's Nose) still remain alive or accounted for. McNamara will be fondly not-remembered by students or, if they do, it will be for his wonderfully odd middle name of 'Strange.'
Written by our Reporter for Sleazy World Events
(Many thanks to Evil Joe)
1981. This was news to a great many History students, who could really have done with such information several years earlier and in a one hour essay format.
McNamara, often known as the 'IBM Machine with Legs' for his ability whilst walking to bring up porn of Marilyn Monroe to satisfy Kennedy's appetites, was apparently a key figure in the escalation and
eventual direct American involvement in the Vietnam War. McNamara's role in these proceedings was a mystery to a great many Historians who did not have a fucking clue who this guy was.
One esteemed Alumni of the University of Nottingham was woken from an alcoholic stupor to pass comment: "Who?" When given slightly more information the student replied "Well he probably wasn't as important as Johnson anyway. Fancy a pint?"
McNamara's passing represents a sad time for all devotees of the Vietnam Conflict, of whom few ofthe important figures (Dr Manhattan, the Comedian, Richard Nixon's Nose) still remain alive or accounted for. McNamara will be fondly not-remembered by students or, if they do, it will be for his wonderfully odd middle name of 'Strange.'
Written by our Reporter for Sleazy World Events
(Many thanks to Evil Joe)
Tuesday 7 July 2009
ST: Standing By For Your Gossip
Hello all.
Just a very quick update. Tristan has a job interview coming up so he asks if you could all pray extra hard that would be great. In other news… there is no other news because you are all so rubbish at sending in the sleazy details of your lives! Please email Sleazy Tiger with any and all gossip about yourself and others! Any updates on Jim and park/library/bus stop/street corner/quirky haried girl for instance? Do not force me to start making stuff up!!! You have been warned! Enjoy your summer holidays people.
All the best,
Sleazy Tiger
P.s. Just a reminder about my blog: http://sleazytiger.blogspot.com/
Just a very quick update. Tristan has a job interview coming up so he asks if you could all pray extra hard that would be great. In other news… there is no other news because you are all so rubbish at sending in the sleazy details of your lives! Please email Sleazy Tiger with any and all gossip about yourself and others! Any updates on Jim and park/library/bus stop/street corner/quirky haried girl for instance? Do not force me to start making stuff up!!! You have been warned! Enjoy your summer holidays people.
All the best,
Sleazy Tiger
P.s. Just a reminder about my blog: http://sleazytiger.blogspot.com/
Thursday 2 July 2009
News Just In!!!
Multi car pile up in Leicester – Evil Joe takes to the roads.
Keeping it sleazy,
Sleazy Tiger
P.s. Thank you to the two followers of my blog! Sleazy Tiger updates, games, interactive competitions and so much more.
Keeping it sleazy,
Sleazy Tiger
P.s. Thank you to the two followers of my blog! Sleazy Tiger updates, games, interactive competitions and so much more.
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