A Message From Sleazy Tiger

So nine working days into September and to my knowledge no ex-jugglesoc members have been asked to leave there jobs. Evil Joe remains at large in Essex and this tiger speculates his facial hair will be growing with each passing day. And at the last check Pete was working hard “on site at work yesterday for 14 hours. Thankfully the last 4 were in the pub”(Not facebook stalking I promise…) Sleazy Tiger is impressed with the last 4 hours however questions Pete’s commitment to the cause of drinking by spending so much time actually working. Good Joe’s job situation remains more confused. On Monday he had “finished his first day in the office” yet today his sister asks “hows the job hunting going?” Also where did this sister come from? You were wise to hide her from me… In other news by now the ‘House of Juggling’ must be well established. Amy, Jim, Good Joe, Helen and Nainesh all under one roof! Why not just move jugglesoc to your house? Speaking of jugglesoc best of luck you guys with the recruiting. Sleazy Tiger recommends short skirts all round, those of you who do not own a short skirt I am sure Jim would be willing to lend you one from his collection. Which brings us nicely to London the capital of short skirts. London, the home of Mira (we have now moved on from short skirts, I am in no way implying that your skirts are to short) However it is worth mentioning that one of the people on Mira’s course is nicknamed slutty, other individuals are known as smelly, clingy and ‘the fat one’ . Mira is busy doing law things in addition to being super lovely taking in two worthless unemployed bums. Adam is closing in on that elusive dream job. He was offered a second interview by your friend and mine Habib at the internet cafe. Adam proceeded to ignore Habib largely due to the mention of pay at a rate of £4.50 per hour. This however sounds spectacular when compared to Tristan’s latest offer to become a graduate management trainee, sadly their idea of direct sales was being a door to door salesman selling loft insulation. On a slightly brighter note Adam and Tristan have been regulars in Regents Park where juggling has been the order of the day. Their passing routine is truly something to behold. Indeed some students from the University of Westminster were so impressed they made a video starring our own juggling duo and some sort of moose/reindeer. So Tristan has left London for the time being leaving Adam and Mira to enjoy some alone time. Hopefully Adam will be preparing for his assessment day on Tuesday where he will be dazzling his future employers with juggling awesomeness. Not to mention his interview on Wednesday, good luck to you! Finally note to add then, slightly sleazy although not really and I only say because otherwise Adam will be upset, Tristan met a lovely girl at an interview, let us call her ‘interview girl’. That is the end of the story, nothing exciting really, what an idiot, Sleazy Tiger would have made a good impression on that candidate if you know what I mean. Happy September people and good luck to you all, we need it.