Sunday 9 August 2009

Rumors from Spain

We at ST's office have just heard about some sleazy goings on in Spain. It appears one of our jugglers famous for his '17 ball cascade' has been saving lives, and karma has rewarded him for this.

News just in is that our man has been to a fashion show to see some vary scantily clad ladies and shall be following them to the after party. I have been assured that these ladies will not be in their clothes for long due to a good supply of Rohypnol and Chloroform. Also, following ST's lead, condoms will not be used with the friendly STI clinic being the favored option.

Our man is off to Greece soon, and may happen upon ST who is currently in search of Aphrodite in order to teach her a thing or two. We look forward to hearing about this!

Keep us updated, and stay sleazy!

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