History Students Need Not Apply

Apologies for my absence and recent lack of updates, I was on an extended summer break and was enjoying myself for to much to care about the likes of you. Sadly now the summer has come to an end and the icy bite of winter is upon us. Still at least there is excitement afoot in Nottingham. For instance last night Sleazy Tiger found himself outside of his natural habitat last, something the kids are calling an ‘engagement party’. Help me avid readers, any ideas about what that may be? It seems this turn of events has resulted in The Sleazy Apprentice giving something to The Hot Asian Chick. Heres hoping it is not an STI. In any event I understand that congratulations are in order so this is Sleazy Tiger sending best wishes to you both. Despite Sleazy Tigers best efforts the evening went without many noteworthy incidents. There seemed to be a certain degree of segregation between the ‘jugglesoc guys’ and the ‘riding club girls’. Something I can not understand for one reason alone… [insert chosen riding joke here]. Even The Spin Doctor refrained from pulling his signature move of the staff to the face. Perhaps he was simply to busy pretending to be a werewolf/The Incredible Hulk? Sleazy Tiger would also like to use this opportunity to advertise the graduate recruitment programme being run this year. Starting salary £56,000. History students need not apply.

Sleazy Tiger signing off.

xoxo