Thank you to Adam for the suggestion on this one, and pressumably to Jim for the inspiration behind Adam's suggestion.
Step One: Located a place where quirky haired girls hang out, perhaps a 'quirky hair convention'.
Step Two: Put on your best sleazy smile.
Step Three: Approach the lucky lady from behind.
Step Four: Apply chloroform to an old rag. (In the event of being unable to located your chloroform supply contact www.joe'sitemsthataidinseduction.com. If there is no time for this on account of a 'quirky hair convention' being held at short notice then a large stick will make a suitable replacement.)
Step Five: **Removed for legal reasons**
Step Six: Enjoy
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