Hello all ST here (short for Sleazy Tiger, I am trying it out what do you think?)
After our recently started dating service I am happy to report a number of matches. We still have many eligible jugglers who we will be looking to find perfect partners for in the coming weeks. One such individual is self proclaimed hobo Evil Joe. He is not fussy, any women of any age that enjoys walks in the park followed by an evening in the dungeon is in with a shot. And if you live for a year Joe promises an exciting anniversary gift involving hookers and blow. Ru is another of our recently signed up members. He is looking for a sexually aggressive geeky black haired Natalie Portman look-alike for juggling and fun times. Finally are there any women in the world that can resist the sophisticated and romantic Jim? He is willing to do whatever it takes to get the quirky haired cheerleader and intends to take this lucky lady ‘down’ on the first date, whatever that means. We only hope she manages to avoid contact with Jim’s stick unlike the last one, God rest her soul.
In other news I hope you all got your dissertations/work/essays/things in on time and that the results come back as positive as my last STI test. Best of luck with the exam preparation.
In other other news see you all on Monday, heres hoping Mooch has beer!!!
Peace,
ST
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